Harry The Amazing Rat.

HARRY THE AMAZING RAT!!
A few Exaggerated but true "Tails" of Harry the Rat!!

Harry the rat was so Amazing!
Every time I turned around I'd find a "Rat Raisin"!
(Harry was so proud of these little "Gifts" all I could do was cheerfully say "Thanks Harry!!")
(Thanks Harry!!)

Harry the Rat was so Bad!
I remember one day he did something BAD, it was so bad,it actually made Molly MAD!
Molly was SO mad that she just HAD to Holler!
That crazy little rat went and stole her last Dollar!!
(He had his reasons...to help save up,Harry put that dollar in the "Vacation Cup"!)
(Such a sweet boy!)

Harry the Rat,he was NEVER a BORE!!
Harry did something once that made Dad SORE!!He went and left a powdered DONUT in dads underwear drawer!!
(Harry was disappointed dad had ruined his surprise,he had a picnic planned out under the big blue skies!)
(Its the thought that counts Harry!)

Harry the Rat never caused an ouch!
(?!?! Trying to Rhyme!Stay with me people!)
Ever wondered why Mom is a grouch? Its because Harry Chewed a BIG hole right in the couch!!
(OK,Harry had no good reason for that one,but hey,he's a rat,They chew,what can you do?!)

Harry the Rat was SO scary!
It was time to put on his big toothy grin,for Grandmas heart,Harry wanted to win.
Grandma loved animals,dogs and cats,but would she,COULD she,love a rat??
When Grandma arrived Harry ran for a hug,she screamed and she ran and she tripped on the rug!
(Its OK Harry,WE LOVE YOU!)


R.I.P Harry the Rat


(Cheesy Right?! <---Pun intended!)


(Originally a fun little song written by us rat lovin' crazy Vallades!!)